1 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,971 [music playing] 2 00:00:05,972 --> 00:00:08,474 - Hi, mom. 3 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,108 - Dennis! 4 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:10,343 Come here. 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,313 Look at you! 6 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:17,082 How in the world did you ever get so filthy? 7 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:18,684 - We were playing hide and seek. 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,620 Some dumb little kid got stuck in a big pipe. 9 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,255 - Oh, my goodness. Did you get him out? 10 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:25,557 - Oh, sure. - Oh! 11 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:26,859 The idea! 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,061 I certainly hope that little boy learned a lesson. 13 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:30,396 - Jeepers, and how. 14 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,431 - Well, I'm glad to hear that. 15 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,833 - I'm going to take my jacket off the next time 16 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:36,336 I'll hide in that old pipe. 17 00:00:44,611 --> 00:00:46,546 [theme music] 18 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:12,438 - Johnny Brandy's father never has to work on weekends. 19 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:14,440 - Dennis, you know your father would much rather 20 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:17,076 go on a picnic with us and the Wilsons than stay home 21 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,077 and work. 22 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,478 - Then why doesn't he? 23 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,747 - Because he has a very important meeting 24 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:25,951 with a customer on Monday and he has to prepare for it. 25 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:27,553 - Mom? 26 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,355 - Yes? 27 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:33,258 - Do you know what Johnny Brady's father told Johnny Brady? 28 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,893 - No, and frankly, Dennis-- 29 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:36,762 - He said the reason dad had to work 30 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:42,568 on weekends was-- was he was a-scared of his boss. 31 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:44,870 - You know that isn't true, don't you? 32 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,573 - Sure. Dad isn't a-scared of anybody. 33 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:52,177 But the way that old Johnny Brady's always braggin', I sure 34 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:54,847 wish my dad was going with us. 35 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,448 [door closing] 36 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:59,184 - Now not one word of what Johnny said in front of your father, 37 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:02,121 do you understand? 38 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,222 - Well, here's the mail. 39 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,524 Nothing but bills and circulars. 40 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,528 - What's that? 41 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:10,964 - Oh, it's something I picked up out in the gutter. 42 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,531 I was going to toss it in the ash can, 43 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,367 but I thought I better look at it first. 44 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,073 - What is it, dear? 45 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,574 - I think I'd better call Wilson. 46 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:25,077 We need a disinterested witness before we 47 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:28,147 examine it any closer. 48 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,549 - Now George, you said you'd go with us. 49 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,550 [phone ringing] 50 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,118 - That was before Mitchell backed out. 51 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,553 I-- I've got work I can find to do, too, you know? 52 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,855 I've got just as good an excuse as he has. 53 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,090 Hello? 54 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,526 Oh, hello, Mitchell. 55 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,960 Why, what's wrong? 56 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:44,830 Oh, yes, I'll be over right away. 57 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,331 I won't be long, Martha. 58 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,633 Mitchell wants to talk to me. 59 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,602 Sounds as if he's in some kind of trouble. 60 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,174 - It-- it looks like-- why, there must be-- 61 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,642 you found it in gutter? 62 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:57,543 In our gutter? 63 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:59,211 - In our gutter. 64 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:01,413 Oh, Mr. Wilson, come in here. Look at this. 65 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,916 - Jeepers, if it isn't a bomb, what is it? 66 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,050 - A bomb! 67 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,385 - Dennis, I told you, it's not a bomb. 68 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,186 Look at that. 69 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,687 - He found it in the gutter. 70 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:09,688 In our gutter! 71 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,957 - Great Scott! 72 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:12,257 - There may be some identification in there, 73 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:13,592 but I sort of hated to touch the contents 74 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:16,061 until I had a witness in case the owner claimed 75 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,062 there were some of it missing. 76 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,630 - Why, they look brand new. 77 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:21,867 There must be-- great Scott! 78 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,602 - It's only a bunch of money. 79 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,270 I thought it was a bomb. 80 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,339 - There isn't a solitary thing in here 81 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,475 except a fortune in $10 bills. 82 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,677 - Put it back in the briefcase, Henry. 83 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,245 It makes me nervous. 84 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:37,249 - Well, they're all tens, and there's about 100 to a packet, 85 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,284 and there are 17 packets. 86 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,654 That makes-- [whistling] 87 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,223 - We better call the police. 88 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,724 - No, I'll take it down to the station myself. 89 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,493 The sooner I get rid of this, the better I'll feel, 90 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,094 and the sooner I can get back to work. 91 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:52,231 - But you might get held up. - By whom? 92 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,766 Nobody knows I have it except us. 93 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:57,003 - Well, even so, Henry, I don't like the idea of you're 94 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,570 being around town with this much cash. 95 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,172 Suppose you lost it? 96 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,207 - Oh, Alice, I'm not going to lose it. 97 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,575 - Well, somebody did. 98 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:06,379 - Nobody could lose a big package containing all-- 99 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:13,652 - And nobody would throw it away, unless-- 100 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,487 - They would have if they were bank robbers. 101 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:18,857 I bet you that money belongs to bank robbers. 102 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:20,159 - Now, Dennis-- 103 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,794 - I bet you they were making their getaway. 104 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:26,298 The police car was zooming in on 'em-- [siren noises] 105 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:27,433 [machine gun noises] Bang! 106 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,834 Bang! 107 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,370 And then the big fella said, "Get rid of the swag, boys!" 108 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,539 And they threw it out of the car so they 109 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,341 wouldn't get caught with the loot. 110 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,910 - Now Dennis, don't let your imagination run away with you. 111 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,111 - Well, it's just possible. 112 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,479 You know that Dennis might be right. 113 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,081 After all, ordinary people don't go 114 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:45,451 around throwing $17,000 out of speeding cars. 115 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,386 - Well, we'll let the police figure it out. 116 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,521 I tell you, you folks go on your picnic and have a good time, 117 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,823 and I'll be back in about an hour. 118 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,091 - Henry Mitchell! 119 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,592 I wouldn't set foot out of this house 120 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,561 until I know you're back home again and perfectly safe! 121 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:58,230 - Now, Mitchell, Alice has a point there. 122 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,532 Oh, not that I think any bank robbers will be coming back 123 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:02,334 looking for the loot-- the money-- 124 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,104 but it might be dangerous carrying that much cash around. 125 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,206 I'll go with you. - Boy! 126 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,042 Wait till Johnny Brady hears about this! 127 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,510 - Dennis, come back here! 128 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:12,811 Dennis! 129 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,413 - All right, I will feel better having a little company. 130 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,949 Honey, we'll be back in less than an hour, 131 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:21,086 and then you can still go on the picnic. 132 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:22,654 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Johnny! 133 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:23,655 Johnny Brady! 134 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,824 I got something to tell ya. 135 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,892 - You know what this is? 136 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,193 A three iron. 137 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,162 My father shot a hole in one with this. 138 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,897 He got his picture in the paper. 139 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:35,100 He'll probably shoot another hole in one this afternoon. 140 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,302 - Yeah, but it's about my dad. 141 00:05:37,303 --> 00:05:39,638 He found a whole bunch of money! 142 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:40,706 - So what. 143 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:41,907 My father found a-- 144 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:43,642 - Yeah, but wait till I tell ya. 145 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:45,911 This money belonged to some bank robbers, 146 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,379 and I bet you they're coming back 147 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,481 after it as soon as the heat's off of 'em. 148 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:52,518 But my dad isn't a-scared of any old bank robbers. 149 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,219 He's taking the money to the police, 150 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:57,690 and those old bank robbers better not try to stop him, 151 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,657 boy! 152 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,059 - Ah, you're making it up. 153 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,127 - I am not making it up! 154 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,395 - How are you going to prove it? 155 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:08,033 - I'll show you how I'm gonna to prove it. 156 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,805 If it's in the paper, I guess that'll prove it! 157 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:25,918 - Hello, The Chronicle? 158 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,087 Hey, Mr. Krinkey, this is Dennis. 159 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,623 I got a story for you to put in your paper. 160 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,792 - Well, you say you found this in a gutter 161 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,094 outside your house, huh? 162 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,428 - That's right. 163 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,497 - Well, it was sort of in between our two houses. 164 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,699 Well, a little more in front of his house 165 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,067 than in front of mine. 166 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,869 - Have a seat over there, please. 167 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,372 - But Sargent Mooney, I've already told you everything 168 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,840 I know. 169 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,308 - Hey, Sarge! 170 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,110 We got a tip that somebody by the name Henry Mitchell 171 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,745 came in here with a packet of money. 172 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,279 - Yes, we did. 173 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,815 Oh, well, that is Mitchell here actually found the money. 174 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,150 I just came along to help. 175 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,919 My name is George Wilson, but Mitchell here 176 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,420 deserves all the credit. 177 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:05,257 Uh, you'll find that Mitchell is a fine, upstanding, 178 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,660 law-abiding, honest citizen and a real credit to the community. 179 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:09,728 And you may quote me. 180 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:12,932 George Wilson, W-I-L-S-O-N. 181 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,633 - Hey. 182 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:17,903 Get that camera out of here. Mr. Mitchell? 183 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,405 - We're free to leave, Sargent? 184 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,874 - If you and Mr. Wilson will please step inside. 185 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,042 - But Sargent, I-- 186 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,176 - A couple of men from headquarters 187 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,844 want to ask a few questions. 188 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,112 Inside, please. 189 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,048 - But Sargent, I have a lot of work to do. 190 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,050 - Now look, Sargent, I got a deadline to meet. 191 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:33,118 - Oh, well, I can give you all the facts. 192 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:37,056 Now Mitchell there found $17,000 in our gutter. 193 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,958 There was no identification on the package, 194 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,059 so being an honest citizen-- 195 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,593 - You, too, Mr. Wilson. 196 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:44,129 Inside, please! 197 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,799 - But he hasn't got the story. 198 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,933 - Look, Mr. Mitchell, what are you 199 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:48,934 going to do with the reward? 200 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,469 Oh, come on, Sargent! 201 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,470 What gives? 202 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,072 - Well, you might say the police are 203 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,574 investigating all possibilities. 204 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,015 - But jeepers! 205 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,084 - Honey, it's too late to go on picnic now anyway. 206 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,653 - Oh, yes, much too late. 207 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,321 Oh, I'm sorry, Dennis. 208 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,523 I tried to get back sooner, but those detectives 209 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:14,693 kept asking the same questions over and over. 210 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:15,894 - Never mind, Dennis. 211 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,363 We'll go tomorrow. 212 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,665 - Martha, I don't want to drive through all that Sunday 213 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,066 traffic. 214 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,502 - We'll make an early start and spend the whole day. 215 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,504 Everything's ready to go, so we girls 216 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,407 won't have anything to do but enjoy ourselves. 217 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,042 - And us fellas are going to enjoy 218 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,511 ourselves, too, huh Mr. Wilson? 219 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,512 [thump] 220 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,082 - Hey, was that the evening paper? 221 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,486 - Hey, dad! 222 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,487 Was that the paper? 223 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,089 I'll get it! 224 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,500 - Oh, boy! 225 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,501 Hey, mom! 226 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:56,268 Hey, dad! 227 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,871 Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Wilson! 228 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,874 Hey, dad, your picture's in the paper. 229 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,275 Hey, mom! 230 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,277 Dad's picture's in the paper! 231 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,414 Boy, wait till Johnny Brady sees this! 232 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,848 - Look! - Hmm. 233 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,851 It says, "For a few exciting minutes, Henry Mitchell of 627 234 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:17,156 Elm Street was richer today by $17,000. 235 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,158 The money was found by Mitchell in the gutter 236 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,260 outside his modest home about noon 237 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:25,030 today when the young man, married and the father of one 238 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,833 child, returned home from work." 239 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:28,734 - Hey, dad! 240 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,169 Come here! 241 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,404 - Well, that isn't a very flattering picture of Henry. 242 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,107 And I wouldn't call our home that modest. 243 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,376 - Well, I'm certainly relieved that reporter 244 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,446 didn't put anything in the newspaper about me. 245 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,648 Mitchell deserves all the credit. 246 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,649 [phone ringing] 247 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,250 - Look at your picture. 248 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,051 - Hello? 249 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,419 - Well, how about that. 250 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,621 - Oh, hello, Mrs. Cummings. [doorbell] 251 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,057 - I'll get it, Alice. - Yoohoo! 252 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,625 Anybody home? 253 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:54,626 Look at this! 254 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,628 - Come in. 255 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,097 - Congratulations, Henry. 256 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,532 I've always said if there were more people like you, 257 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,634 this town would be a better place to live in. 258 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,936 - Henry, old boy! 259 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,771 You're quite the celebrity. 260 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,106 [laughing] You lucky stiff. 261 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,540 What are you going to do with the reward? 262 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,576 - Well, I don't know if there's going to be any reward. 263 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,643 After all, I just-- 264 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:12,878 - If you need an attorney, my nephew 265 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,546 will take the case on a percentage. 266 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,681 - Mrs. Elkins! 267 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,850 Mitchell and I were just doing our duty. 268 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,151 Weren't we? 269 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,619 Why, we weren't even thinking about a reward. 270 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,122 - No, of course we weren't we don't deserve a reward 271 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,556 for returning something that isn't ours. 272 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,092 - Oh, you're a fine young man, Henry, 273 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,561 but you're much too generous for your own good. 274 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:33,632 Don't let anybody talk you out of what belongs to you. 275 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,633 [doorbell] 276 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,634 - I'll let 'em in! 277 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,635 - Alice! 278 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:40,372 [chattering] 279 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,409 - Henry, I'm so proud of you. 280 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,244 I said to Mr. Johnson, leave it to Henry 281 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,147 to make the whole neighborhood sit up and take notice! 282 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,148 - Go right in. 283 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,951 Everybody's in the kitchen. 284 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:53,986 Oh, hi. 285 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,987 - Is this the Mitchell household? 286 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,121 - I'm his son. 287 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,523 - Well, would you tell your father 288 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,591 we'd like to talk to him, please? 289 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:00,793 I'm Lieutenant Rockwell. 290 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:01,860 This is Sargent Higgens. 291 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,630 - Gosh, are you detectives? 292 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,597 - That's right, sonny. 293 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,665 - Hey, I know. 294 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,134 I bet you came to guard the place, huh? 295 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,070 In case the bank robbers came back. 296 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,438 But you don't need to worry. 297 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:17,076 My dad isn't a-scared of any old bank robbers, boy! 298 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,811 - I'll get him. 299 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,447 - We needn't worry about any old bank robbers hurting us. 300 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:37,930 [SINGING "FOR HE'S A JOLLY OLD FELLOW"] 301 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,231 - Let's go into the living room. 302 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,566 - Sorry to interrupt your party, Mr. Mitchell, 303 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,568 but we want to talk to you a little bit more. 304 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,670 Sounds like you were having a good time. 305 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,904 - Good time? 306 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,339 I'm just trying to get back to my work. 307 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,741 - Well, this won't take long. - Now look, Lieutenant-- 308 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,844 - Now, Mitchell, they can't catch the bank robbers 309 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,179 unless we cooperate. 310 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,382 - All right, sit down. 311 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,984 - There weren't any bank robbers, Mr. Wilson. 312 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,586 That money was counterfeit. 313 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,720 - What! 314 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,956 - Counterfeit? 315 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,556 - Well, it certainly looks real to us. 316 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,393 - We didn't examine very closely, Mr. Wilson. 317 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,828 - We've been onto this gang for quite some time. 318 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:12,264 Evidently, the passers realised that we were on the lookout 319 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,633 for them, so they dumped the bills the first chance they 320 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,068 got. 321 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,336 - Why didn't you tell us this down at the station? 322 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,638 - We had to check out the information first. 323 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,807 Counterfeiting's a federal offense, you know. 324 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,275 - Well, jeepers. 325 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,477 Counterfeiters are just as dangerous as bank robbers, 326 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,079 aren't they? 327 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,416 Hey, I bet I know where those counterfeiters have 328 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,418 been hiding out. 329 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,690 In good old Mr. Wilson's basement. 330 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,591 - Dennis! 331 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,626 - I'm sorry, Lieutenant. 332 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,695 My son has a very active imagination. 333 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:45,330 - Now why in the world would the counterfeiters 334 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,333 be hiding out in my basement? 335 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,202 - So they could use your printing press. 336 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,104 - Dennis! What an idea. 337 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,106 - I don't know what the boy's talking about. 338 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,341 I don't have a printing press. 339 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,842 - Sure you do, Mr. Wilson. 340 00:12:56,843 --> 00:13:00,079 Hidden under that old blanket way back in the corner. 341 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,781 - I do not! 342 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,952 Well, I guess you could call it a printing press, 343 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,820 but it's not the kind you print money on. 344 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,154 And it isn't hidden. 345 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,090 It's just covered up to keep the dust off it. 346 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,192 Oh, I haven't used it in years. 347 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,060 Gentlemen, you don't think-- 348 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,428 - Of course not, Mr. Wilson. 349 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,763 - This is terrible. 350 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,532 There's never even been a blot on my reputation before. 351 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,736 I've never even had an audit on my income tax. 352 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,838 I'm a responsible citizen! 353 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:26,739 Mitchell, you tell them. 354 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:27,873 Ask him. 355 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,241 - We know all about you, Mr. Wilson. 356 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,642 Sargent Mooney told us. 357 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,077 - Sargent Mooney. 358 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,479 Oh, well don't you believe a word he says about me. 359 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,347 Sargent Mooney never has liked me, especially 360 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,082 since that last time, but believe me, 361 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,550 that wasn't my fault. 362 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,586 - Mr. Wilson, we know you're perfectly innocent. 363 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,453 - I am? 364 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,122 I mean, I am! 365 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,423 Of course I am! 366 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,158 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 367 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,459 - We've got the places and we've got the printing press. 368 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,927 And we know who the counterfeiters are, 369 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,396 and we'll pick them up in due time. 370 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,865 - Oh, you mean you're-- you're not going to arrest me? 371 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:56,468 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson, what would they want to arrest you for? 372 00:13:56,469 --> 00:14:00,472 You and me and dad are helping them find the counterfeiters. 373 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:05,244 Boy, wait'll I tell the kids about this! 374 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,780 - And that does that. 375 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,785 Thank you, Mr. Mitchell. You've been most cooperative. 376 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,355 Uh, you too, Mr. Wilson. 377 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:22,194 - I should have tossed that briefcase in the ash can. 378 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,731 It would have saved us both a lot of fuss and bother. 379 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,334 - This little old couple, they were the their 80s, see. 380 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,803 They lived way up on top of a mountain about 10 miles 381 00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,171 form the village. 382 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,672 Well now, the villages didn't worry about them 383 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,240 unless they didn't see smoke coming out of the chimney. 384 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,976 - Oh, there you are, Henry. 385 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:37,876 Isn't this jolly? 386 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,877 - Uh-- 387 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,179 - Henry, where have you been? 388 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,814 Fine thing, walking out on your own party. 389 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,082 - I've been talking to the police. 390 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:43,949 The money's counterfeit. 391 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:44,883 - Oh, no! 392 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,518 [group groans] 393 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,787 - Oh, you can't trust anybody nowadays. 394 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,991 Oh, we ought to get together more often like this. 395 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,225 You know, I've been thinking. 396 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,793 We could all put in a dollar for food, 397 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,696 and then we could meet at each other's houses once a month. 398 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,931 - Yeah, yeah. 399 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,366 So anyway, the villagers did get worried 400 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,867 because they didn't see smoke coming out 401 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,235 for a couple of days, so they sent 402 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,037 the Red Cross up to investigate. 403 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,739 - Do you think a dollar would be enough? 404 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,207 - Hey, listen to this. 405 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,109 So they went up to investigate, knocked down the door, 406 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,144 and there they found the little old couple 407 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,313 bundled up in blankets. 408 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:19,084 [laughter] 409 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,154 - Well, have a good time, but if you'll excuse me, 410 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,889 I've got to get some work done. 411 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,491 - We will don't worry. 412 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:32,498 [chattering] 413 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,067 - There we are. 414 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,135 Thank you. 415 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,636 You don't want to be the only two 416 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,406 kids in the block that don't have one do ya? 417 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,908 - Why would anybody want your autograph? 418 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,411 - Because his dad's a hero. 419 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,812 - Yeah! 420 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,948 - My father's had his picture in the paper lots of times. 421 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,517 That's not so much. 422 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,753 - Yeah, but my dad is maybe going to get a medal from the FBI, 423 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:59,091 and when he does, boy, the price is going to go up. 424 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,027 - Yeah! - Here's my dime, Dennis. 425 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:02,795 - OK. 426 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,629 - Here's mine. 427 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,030 - OK. 428 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:17,509 [chattering] 429 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:22,348 [laughter] 430 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,183 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Hey, how about a song? 431 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:44,270 [SINGING "MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN"] 432 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,021 [laughter] 433 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:07,460 [chattering in background] 434 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:28,381 [dripping] 435 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:53,707 [SINGING "MY BONNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN"] 436 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,186 - I'm afraid our friends didn't leave very much food behind. 437 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,721 - Oh, that'll be fine, dear. 438 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:11,824 You'd better run up and get some sleep even if I can't. 439 00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:12,825 - All right. 440 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:17,763 Henry? 441 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,531 - Yes, dear? 442 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:24,703 - Is it really worth it working this hard? 443 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,638 - For you and Dennis? 444 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,478 Good night, dear. 445 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,930 - Jeepers, mom, there's got to be a picture 446 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,065 of dad in here someplace. 447 00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:54,733 You look, will ya? 448 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,068 - All right, dear. 449 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,703 Dennis, we don't want to wake your father. 450 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,104 He worked most of the night. 451 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,206 Now why don't you go outside and play. 452 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,509 - OK. 453 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:07,346 [phone ringing] 454 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,014 - Hello? 455 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,582 Oh, hello, Charlie. 456 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,850 No, he isn't up yet. 457 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:12,919 Could I have him call you? 458 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,787 - Who is it? - Charlie Brady. 459 00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,889 - For me? 460 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:17,723 - Just a minute, Charlie. 461 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,492 Here he is. 462 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,828 - Hi, Charlie. 463 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,297 Yeah, you heard right, counterfeit. 464 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:31,737 It's a lucky thing I didn't try and spend any of it. 465 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,539 Oh, is that so? 466 00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,109 Well, good for you. 467 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,044 - I told you the way to get business 468 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,880 is out on the golf course. 469 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,048 - You may be right. 470 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,050 - Well, so long Mitchell, boy. 471 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,586 Don't take any wooden nickels. 472 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:51,123 Hah! 473 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,592 - Charlie sounded happy, and that's never good news. 474 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,961 What is it? 475 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,328 - He played golf with Harry Armstrong yesterday. 476 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,197 - Harry Arm-- isn't that the client 477 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,766 you were meeting tomorrow? 478 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,834 Oh, honey! 479 00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:02,868 What a shame. 480 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,403 Well, did Charlie sign him up? 481 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,971 - No, but he's playing gold with him again this afternoon, 482 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,240 and well, Charlie's a pretty good salesman. 483 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,341 I've got to hand him that. 484 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,043 - Well, I'd like to hand him-- 485 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,511 - I'd better get back to work. 486 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,746 - Oh, honey. 487 00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:16,115 - Look, if the contract's signed before I get there, 488 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:17,349 I'll have wasted a couple of days, 489 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,318 but at least I'll know I've done my best. 490 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,487 - I wish I knew what to say. 491 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:27,459 - Well, why not try, uh, "Jeepers!" 492 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:34,233 - Jeepers! 493 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:38,203 Even a hero doesn't have his picture in the paper every day. 494 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,538 [ice cream wagon music] 495 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,241 - Hey, let's go meet the ice cream wagon, huh? 496 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,842 - I don't have any money. 497 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:44,877 - Me neither. 498 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,412 - You got our money yesterday. 499 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,413 - That's OK. 500 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,814 I'll treat ya. 501 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,216 Come on! 502 00:20:51,217 --> 00:21:00,793 [ice cream wagon music] 503 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,194 - Here you are. 504 00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:03,796 - Gee, thanks, Dennis. 505 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:06,165 - Yeah. - Yeah, thanks, Dennis. 506 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:09,068 Boy, you little kids sure are dumb letting 507 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:10,669 Dennis sell you his autograph. 508 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,937 - They are not! 509 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,940 - You're just mad because his dad's a hero. 510 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,808 - Yeah. 511 00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:17,443 - Some hero. 512 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,511 My father says only a dope couldn't 513 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,681 tell the difference between real money and counterfeit. 514 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,816 - You take that back! 515 00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:25,517 My dad is not a dope! 516 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:29,588 - Dope, dope, double dope, Henry Mitchell is a dope. 517 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:30,956 - I want my dime back. 518 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,091 - Me too! 519 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:33,592 - I can't give it back to you. 520 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,994 You ate it all up. 521 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:35,894 - Give us back our money! 522 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,863 We want our money back! 523 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:38,864 - Yeah! 524 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:42,401 [yelling] 525 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,202 - Hey, mom! 526 00:21:43,203 --> 00:21:44,770 I got to have $0.30! 527 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,205 Hey, mom! 528 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:48,140 BOY (OFFSCREEN): You better come out here, Dennis! 529 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,209 We want our money, and we want it now! 530 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,244 - I just gotta have it. 531 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,113 - Well, you'll have to tell me why, Dennis. 532 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,948 - Do I have to? 533 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,249 - Yes. 534 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,852 - I sold the kids my autograph. 535 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:02,187 - Your autograph! 536 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:06,558 - Jeepers, mom, dad's 's hero, and I'm his son. 537 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,261 But then that old Johnny Brady said 538 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:14,066 my dad was a-- wasn't really a hero. 539 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,068 Now the kids want their dimes back, 540 00:22:16,069 --> 00:22:18,671 and I can't give it back to them because I 541 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,440 spent the money for ice cream. 542 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,609 - You ate $0.30 worth of ice cream? 543 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,476 - No, sir. 544 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:28,447 I didn't get any. 545 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,849 - Here you are, son. 546 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,451 - Jeepers, thanks, dad. 547 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,654 You saved my life. 548 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:40,726 And I think you're swell, no matter what anybody says. 549 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,127 Hey, you guys! 550 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,330 I got your money! 551 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,506 - Oh, hello, dear. 552 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,009 - Hello. 553 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:58,677 - I baked a cake for dinner, and there's a little one for you, 554 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:01,147 just as soon as you have your sandwich and milk. 555 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,451 - Jeepers. 556 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:08,287 Why does that Johnny Brady have to brag about his father 557 00:23:08,288 --> 00:23:09,455 so much? 558 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,090 - Well, you've been doing a little bragging 559 00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:12,959 yourself, haven't you, Dennis? 560 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,828 - Jeepers, it isn't bragging if it's true. 561 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:19,832 - Well, if it's true, then there isn't any reason to brag. 562 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:20,766 - Huh? 563 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,469 - Drink your milk, honey. 564 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:28,774 Dennis, you don't like Johnny Brady very much, do you? 565 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:29,908 - I sure don't. 566 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,778 None of us kids do. 567 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:33,946 - Why not? 568 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:35,280 - Because he's always trying to make 569 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:41,654 us feel bad by bragging about-- hey, I get it. 570 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:49,561 Like I know my dad is swell, so I don't have to make 571 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:54,099 the other kids think that my dad is better than theirs! 572 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,100 I get it! 573 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,902 - I really think you do, dear. 574 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,437 HENRY (OFFSCREEN): Hello, everybody. 575 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,139 I'm home. 576 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:01,607 - Oh, you're early. 577 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,409 - I took the afternoon off. 578 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:06,412 I had to spend a little of that bonus money I'm going to get. 579 00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:07,046 - Oh, boy. 580 00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:07,846 - You sold him? 581 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:09,048 You got the contract? 582 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:12,184 - Uh-huh. - Oh, Henry, I'm so proud of you! 583 00:24:12,185 --> 00:24:14,753 - He said he'd never seen a presentation so well worked 584 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:16,055 out. 585 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:17,156 He'd half decided to give the contact 586 00:24:17,157 --> 00:24:18,323 to Charlie Brady on the golf course, 587 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:19,425 then he was glad that he had waited 588 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,760 to see what our firm had to offer. 589 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:24,730 - You beat Johnny Brady's father. 590 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,832 - Well, it worked out that say, son. 591 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,133 You open that present I brought you. 592 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,568 It may be that football you've been wanting. 593 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,138 - Wait till Johnny Brady hears about this! 594 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:40,446 Boy, I sure am dumb. 595 00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:43,115 I was going to go bragging about you again, 596 00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:47,920 but I don't have to brag about you, do I, mom? 597 00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:51,358 Because you really are something to brag about. 598 00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:03,303 [theme music] 599 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,076 {\an8}ANNOUNCER: This has been a Screen Gems film production 600 00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:47,714 {\an8}from the Hollywood Studios of Colombia Pictures.